Pretty Girls Shouldn't Talk So Much

Where the hell have I been?

So much has happened.

One thing I totally forgot to write about is that last month I was getting glorious glorious head (finally)…I mean, it was fucking fantastic and I came really hard and gave the guy a nose bleed. There was blood all over my thigh…and I wasn’t grossed out at all (I’m squeamish). It was actually kind of hot…though I felt terrible…and definitely a first for me. :)

I’ve had lots of ex drama which involved his crazy wife texting me from his phone and verbally attacking me. She was really abusive. I knew it was her and called her out on it. She admitted it was her.

Then she texted me Friday trying to act all nice. When I didn’t respond, she got angry an said I had a “god complex” which is also what she told her boyfriend he had the week before. Then she told me to say hi to my husband for her (they had an inappropriate texting thing last summer). I didn’t respond as I don’t respond to crazy.

Also, I’ve been officially monogamous for over a week and haven’t been laid in a week. Coincidence? I think not. He asked me to be monogamous as a way of reconnecting and working on us. I told him he was going to have to fuck me and really bring it since I have a much stronger sex drive and he’s asking me to not have any sex outside our relationship. It’s not fair to ask me to be monogamous and then not fuck me. But it looks like that’s what’s going on, unfortunately.

However, I’ve been jacking off like a middle school kid all week. So, that has helped some but I would prefer to get banged. I really want to cum on a cock. I could go for a nice thick one about right now.

I had a dream last night I was attacked by an iguana. It was huge and jumped me and started biting me on my arm an wouldn’t let go and I was trying to pry it off. I was freaking out. I’m going to have to look that one up.